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8 November 09

I just noticed that The Joker in The Dark Knight, when he’s walking out of the hospital, he’s wearing Crocs. I was like WTF?

7 November 09
“ So. You think they’re selling his sperm in some kind of lesbian black market?
— Bored to Death
Posted: 3:08 AM
“ When I get high, I realize that i clinch my anus.
— Bored to Death
6 November 09
“ Little animals coming out of other animals. What was god thinking?
— Monk
Posted: 9:10 PM
“ Don’t worry. Don’t listen to him. You’re not fat.
— Monk
5 November 09

reblogging

captainkirk:

jesuschrist-:

BUT YOU GUYS THIS IS HOW TO DO IT DUH

quizzical-frisson:

It’s like this, silly.

alyssaruthhh: YOU’RE ALL DOING IT WRONG

i reblog just fine thanks

livetoinfinity:

ur doin it wrong

mambo numbuh FFIIIVVVEE.

Reblogged: captainkirk

Posted: 11:09 PM
twothirty: (Source) that’s it? $5?

twothirty:

(Source)

that’s it? $5?

Reblogged: twothirty

Posted: 10:27 PM

i was reading mlia and there was a story of how someone had oral surgery and they ended up writing a 13 page essay on what life was like as a cabbage. after reading it i became inspired to start writing my college apps. let’s see where this leads me to.

Posted: 9:42 PM
“ Sometimes, when I compare myself with other men, it seems as if I were more facored by the gods than they.
— Henry David Thoreau. stfu Thoreau. you’re wasting valuable Great Books time with your gadam fan who happens to teach Great Books.
Posted: 9:38 PM
“ I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. ‘Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide…’
—

Mitch Hedberg (via sylvysparrow) (via soy)

aww. he’s dead. makes me sad.

Reblogged: soy

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh