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I just noticed that The Joker in The Dark Knight, when he’s walking out of the hospital,...
Nov 8th
“So. You think they’re selling his sperm in some kind...”
— Bored to Death
Nov 7th
“When I get high, I realize that i clinch my anus.”
— Bored to Death
Nov 7th
“Little animals coming out of other animals. What was god...”
— Monk
Nov 7th
“Don’t worry. Don’t listen to him. You’re...”
— Monk
Nov 7th
reblogging
captainkirk: jesuschrist-: BUT YOU GUYS THIS IS HOW TO DO IT DUH quizzical-frisson: It’s like...
Nov 6th
twothirty: (Source) that’s it? $5?
Nov 6th
i was reading mlia and there was a story of how someone had oral surgery and they ended up writing a...
Nov 6th
“Sometimes, when I compare myself with other men, it seems as...”
— Henry David Thoreau. stfu...
Nov 6th
“I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the...”
— Mitch Hedberg (via...
Nov 6th
lickystickypickyme: The big apple Phillip Klinger omg...
Nov 6th
(via planettampon) how did she get him? HOW.
Nov 6th
High School Senoirs
post your UC apps if you’re applying to one cause i need to see examples. i wrote stuff but...
Nov 6th
mliaverage: Today a girl in my class said: “I wonder what I would look like if I was a boy.” I...
Nov 5th
ugh ugh ugh
hetbeet: ifuckinghateyou. theonetimeineeedyouandyouleave. i’m sorry…? yes....
Nov 5th
(via emilyegarvin) you’re the same age as me....
Nov 5th
reblog if you think the series would...
hetbeet: (via fuckyeahvoldemort) i would have preferred if Harry died but this would have been a...
Nov 5th
furyy: thanks alot mrs.couling :) ONE DAY i’ll show you,...
Nov 5th
My junior english teacher is so damn...
she went to Amherst College. wtf. it’s a good thing she’s my favorite teacher so i can...
Nov 4th
inspiri: Olympic and world champion sprinter Usain Bolt of...
Nov 4th
ragetoons: it’s worse when people are actually there i...
Nov 4th
captainkirk: (via tic-tac-toe) WHERE ARE YOU LEE PACE....
Nov 4th
hellsyeahwinchesters: daringtobegreat: jerk-bitch: ...
Nov 4th
Hunted hotel during Halloween.
Nov 2nd