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I just noticed that The Joker in The Dark Knight, when he’s walking out of the hospital,...

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 02:09:54 -0500

I just noticed that The Joker in The Dark Knight, when he’s walking out of the hospital, he’s wearing Crocs. I was like WTF?

"So. You think they’re selling his sperm in some kind of lesbian black market?"

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 03:13:46 -0500

“So. You think they’re selling his sperm in some kind of lesbian black market?”

- Bored to Death

"When I get high, I realize that i clinch my anus."

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 03:08:32 -0500

“When I get high, I realize that i clinch my anus.”

- Bored to Death

"Little animals coming out of other animals. What was god thinking?"

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:27:33 -0500

“Little animals coming out of other animals. What was god thinking?”

- Monk

"Don’t worry. Don’t listen to him. You’re not fat."

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:10:52 -0500

“Don’t worry. Don’t listen to him. You’re not fat.”

- Monk

reblogging

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:18:45 -0500

captainkirk:

jesuschrist-:

BUT YOU GUYS THIS IS HOW TO DO IT DUH
quizzical-frisson:

It’s like this, silly.

alyssaruthhh: YOU’RE ALL DOING IT WRONG

i reblog just fine thanks

livetoinfinity:

ur doin it wrong

mambo numbuh FFIIIVVVEE.

twothirty: (Source) that’s it? $5?

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:09:33 -0500

twothirty:

(Source)

that’s it? $5?

i was reading mlia and there was a story of how someone had oral surgery and they ended up writing a...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:27:17 -0500

i was reading mlia and there was a story of how someone had oral surgery and they ended up writing a 13 page essay on what life was like as a cabbage. after reading it i became inspired to start writing my college apps. let’s see where this leads me to.

"Sometimes, when I compare myself with other men, it seems as if I were more facored by the gods than..."

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:42:13 -0500

“Sometimes, when I compare myself with other men, it seems as if I were more facored by the gods than they.”

- Henry David Thoreau. stfu Thoreau. you’re wasting valuable Great Books time with your gadam fan who happens to teach Great Books.

"I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. ‘Say man, can I turn on the..."

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:38:43 -0500

“I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. ‘Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide…’”

- Mitch Hedberg (via sylvysparrow) (via soy)

aww. he’s dead. makes me sad.

lickystickypickyme: The big applePhillip Klinger omg this...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:37:19 -0500

lickystickypickyme:

The big apple

Phillip Klinger

omg this picture again? i just want to throw a rock bomb on this sucker.

(via planettampon) how did she get him? HOW.

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:36:10 -0500

(via planettampon)

how did she get him? HOW.

High School Senoirs

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:31:43 -0500

post your UC apps if you’re applying to one cause i need to see examples. i wrote stuff but they all sound like shit.

mliaverage: Today a girl in my class said: “I wonder what I would look like if I was a boy.” I...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:27:41 -0500

mliaverage:

Today a girl in my class said: “I wonder what I would look like if I was a boy.” I laughed for several minutes. She has a twin brother. MLIA

it’s not her identical twins. they came from different cells but where fertilized at the same time. damn, biology dawg.

ugh ugh ugh

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:24:34 -0500

hetbeet:

ifuckinghateyou.

theonetimeineeedyouandyouleave.

i’m sorry…? yes. i’m sorry.

(via emilyegarvin) you’re the same age as me. actually,...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:20:10 -0500

(via emilyegarvin)

you’re the same age as me. actually, you’re younger than me. wtf.

reblog if you think the series would have been more interesting if Harry ended up joining Voldemort.

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:19:14 -0500

hetbeet:

(via fuckyeahvoldemort)

i would have preferred if Harry died but this would have been a lot more “OMG WTF”

furyy: thanks alot mrs.couling :) ONE DAY i’ll show you, just...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:17:29 -0500

furyy:

thanks alot mrs.couling :)
ONE DAY i’ll show you, just not today, tomorrow, or any time soon :D

>:D Mrs. Couling…man, i miss her and her British accent. Junior year went by really fast. i felt like it lasted, like, 3 months. maybe because i stopped paying attention after 3 months

My junior english teacher is so damn smart

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:59:44 -0500

she went to Amherst College. wtf. it’s a good thing she’s my favorite teacher so i can ask her questions about stuff. AND SHE’S PREGNANT. OMG I’M SO EXCITED. I WANT TO BUY HER BABY SOMETHING FOR WHEN IT’S BORN. and someone said that her husband was an extra in Might Ducks the movie cause they’re so damn good at hockey.

inspiri: Olympic and world champion sprinter Usain Bolt of...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:03:32 -0500

inspiri:

Olympic and world champion sprinter Usain Bolt of Jamaica holds a three-month-old male cheetah cub at the Kenya Wildlife Service (KWS) headquarters in Kenya’s capital Nairobi November 2, 2009. The world champion adopted the cheetah cub, the world’s fastest animal, named “Lightning Bolt” during the launch of the Animal Adoption Programme “Namayiana” at the Nairobi Animal Orphanage.

we should all adopt an animal based on our talents. for me, i will adopt a baby giraffe because i an talented in being tall.